r/TIFU By Accidentally Kidnapping a Child!

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4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2021

⏱️ 19 minutes

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r/TIFU In today's episode, OP was babysitting his nephew for the day. When he went to go pick up his nephew, his nephew says that his friend can come hang out for the day as well. OP asks the friend if his mom knows about this, and the kid says "yes." So, OP takes his nephew and the friend to his home without realizing that the friend was lying about having permission. He later gets a frantic call from his sister asking if he had the friend. She was about to call the cops and file a missing person's report! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best post from a cross-reddit.
0:03.9	Today's subreddit is R-slash today I F-Dub, where OP kidnaps a child.
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1:12.7	podcast for free. Today I f'd up by accidentally kidnapping a child. So this happened last week when
1:20.0	I was babysitting my nephew for a few days for my sister. My nephew's name is Adam and his friend's
1:24.6	name is Max. Adam is still an elementary school, but me and him get along pretty well because we
1:29.5	enjoy similar things, so I was looking forward to the week. This all started when I went to pick up
1:34.3	Adam from school. They called his name over the intercom and he came out with his friend Max.
1:39.2	I said, who's this? My friend Max, mom usually lets him come over after school. Hey Max, I'm OP.
1:45.6	Hello Mr. OP, is it okay if I hang out today? Sure, that's fine. Is your mother okay with it?
1:51.7	Max went silent for a second, but then answered. Yeah, she's fine with it. I talked to her about it
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