r/Tifu By Accidentally Complimenting A Guy's 🍆

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🗓️ 17 September 2020

⏱️ 15 minutes

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r/Tifu In today's episode, OP is a nurse who's performing a basic medical procedures on a guy. She accidentally makes an embarrassing slip of the tongue with the patient! She was trying to be polite and friendly, but instead it sounded like she was coming on to the patient. If you like this podcast, be sure to follow for more daily Reddit content! 🔔 Subscribe: https://bit.ly/2E3A8i6 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/VD6eYD3 🎧 Podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/rslash ⚓ Send me a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rslash 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rslashyt/ ♪ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rslash0 🛒 Merch: http://bit.ly/rSlashMerch 🎁 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to RSLash, a podcast where I read the best post from a cross-reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is RSLash today I F'd up.
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0:46.8	Today I F'd up by not noticing my student doesn't have legs.
0:51.5	I'm a grad student teaching for the first time. Public speaking anxiety up the wazoo,
0:56.0	so I decided to memorize my 17 students names and faces before the first day of class.
1:01.2	By Wednesday of the second week, I had everyone's face down pat, but everything else in the classroom
1:07.3	was an adrenaline-filled blur. On that day, students were picking out an advertisement to analyze.
1:12.8	Flashback to freshman college English class, everybody. When I opened up the discussion,
1:17.2	I was surprised when one of the quieter students, let's call him David, told me he'd already chosen his ad.
1:22.9	That's great David, which one did you choose? The wounded warrior ad.
1:27.0	Me cheerfully oblivious, and why did you choose that one David?
1:31.4	The classroom suddenly goes silent. No one's rustling papers or texting under their-
1:40.5	Oh no. No one's rustling papers are texting under their desk anymore. I realize every single
1:47.6	wide eye in the classroom is staring at me or glancing uncomfortably at David. David looks at me
1:54.8	and shifts his legs. His legs. With my numbing horror, I registered the glint of metal between his
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