r/TIFU By Accidentally Becoming a Ghost! 👻

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2021

⏱️ 20 minutes

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r/TIFU In today's episode, OP recalls a story from his teenage years when he was hanging out in the woods with his buddies during Halloween. OP and his friends becomes spooked when two people approach their campsite, so they run to hide in the woods. OP eventually decides to scare off the newcomers, which results in an absurd series of events that ends with the entire town believing that the forest is haunted by ghosts!

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from a cross-reddit.
0:03.9	Today's subreddit is R-slash today I F-Dup, where OP accidentally becomes the town's ghost.
0:10.1	Today I F-Dup by accidentally starting my hometown's ghost legend.
0:14.6	When I was a teenager, my friends and I used to hang out in this one spot in the woods to drink.
0:19.1	We live in a small town, so there wasn't exactly much else to do. On Halloween night of 2016,
0:24.9	we dressed up to take a couple of our younger siblings' trick-or-treating,
0:28.1	then delivered them home and went to the woods to get drunk. I was dressed as a mummy,
0:32.5	and my friends were Woody from Toy Story, a witch, Amy Pond from Doctor Who, a pirate, and Batman.
0:38.6	Once we'd gotten to our spot in the woods and started drinking, Batman revealed that he had
0:42.6	obtained some weed. None of us apart from Batman and Amy Pond had actually ever smoked weed before,
0:47.9	but we decided to go for it. After a while of drinking and smoking weed, Woody wandered off to pee,
0:53.6	but he quickly came back to us whisper yelling that there was cops coming.
0:57.6	We rushed to put out our fire and grab our stuff, and we scattered and hid just as we heard voices
1:02.6	and saw flashlight beams. I, as a mummy, was entirely wearing white, so I was worried about being
1:09.4	visible even in the pitch dark. I basically flatten myself to the ground under the thickest bush
1:14.8	that I could find, and started achingly slowly unraveling my bandages and stuffing them into
1:21.2	my back. As I was doing this, I was occasionally hearing muffled giggles and rustling from my friends,
1:27.2	who were definitely too high to take the situation seriously. As I started hearing what the cops
1:32.3	were saying, I realized they were getting spooked by my friends' noises. Then I heard a loud
1:37.2	thud followed by scuttling, which I later learned was Batman, who had climbed a tree, fell out,
1:43.0	and then ran to a new hiding spot. That was followed by, what was that? What the F was that?
1:48.8	Dude, did you see that? That wasn't a person man. That was an F-ing shadow person or something.
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