r/StoriesAboutKevin | "THERE'S A SPEED LIMIT!? OMG!!!"
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🗓️ 7 April 2026
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| 0:00.0 | What is going on everyone and welcome back to the channel. I hope you're all doing well. Now today's video is all about Kevin's. |
| 0:06.3 | Now if you've never heard of a Kevin and you don't know what one is, well, it's a normal person who is just very, very stupid. Trust me, they mean well. They're not horrible people. They don't go out of your way to make your life a misery. they just do some really ludicrous things and today's first story pretty much epitomizes that |
| 0:22.5 | in which this kevin speeds past a police your life a misery, they just do some really ludicrous things, and today's first story pretty much |
| 0:21.6 | epitomizes that, in which this Kevin speeds past a police officer, causing a massive police |
| 0:27.1 | chase in which he is going 200 kilometers an hour, and he doesn't even realize he's breaking the law. |
| 0:32.9 | Kevin and the speeding fine. I just remembered I used to work with a Kevin. My partner and I worked in |
| 0:38.8 | another town, about a 45-minute drive, and would occasionally give this Kevin lifts. He would pay us |
| 0:44.2 | petrol money, so we had no problems doing that. The poor dude, though, was as dumb as a doorknob. |
| 0:50.3 | Nearly everything went straight over his head. We discovered that he had a helicopter mum, and while he was in school, she would do his homework for him, etc. |
| 0:59.8 | And as a full-grown adult, she would still baby him. |
| 1:02.9 | She was the one who contacted my partner to ask for us to give him lifts to and from work in the first place. |
| 1:08.5 | We also had Rob, the conspiracy theorist, who got a lift from us as well. |
| 1:13.3 | Kevin and Rob would sit in the backseat, and Kevin ate up everything Rob spewed about. |
| 1:18.5 | Chemical trails, reptilian overlords, microchips given to everyone at birth, you get it. |
| 1:24.7 | After a little while, Rob talks Kevin into getting his own vehicle, and him and Rob start |
| 1:29.2 | driving to work together. All goes well for about a month or so when they approached us asking for lifts |
| 1:34.7 | again. No problems. On the way home, we asked what changed their minds. Rob goes off about how him and |
| 1:41.1 | Kevin worked late one afternoon and Kevin drove home. Well, Kevin was speeding, |
| 1:46.5 | 120 kilometres per hour and 110 kilometers per hour zone, and went straight past the police |
| 1:52.7 | officer. The cop obviously pulls out and flashes the lights, so Kevin, in his infinite wisdom, |
| 1:59.0 | flaws it. Rob was screaming at him to pull over and reckons he was driving at about 180 to 200 kilometres an hour to get away from the cop. |
| 2:08.6 | Guys, that is about 125, 130 miles an hour. |
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