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Someone came up to me in the street and said, are you Jimmy Car or would you just look like Jimmy Car?

I said both.

Hello, I'm Jimmy Car and I'm announcing a new tour. It's called Jimmy Carr

laughs funny because they'll be laughs and it'll be funny and because they'll

laugh funny. I think jokes are like magnets. They attract some people. Some people

like my comedy, but like magnets jokes are tracked and they repel. Some people like my comedy, but like Magnets, jokes are tracked and they repel.

Some people are repelled by my sense of humour.

If that's you, don't come and see me live.

But if you like this kind of thing, come and see Jimmy Carr laughs funny.

I'll be everywhere. Go to Jimmy Car.com for details.

Welcome to our slash stories about Kevin, where this absolute idiot of a man loses his leg in the dumbest way possible.

Kevin the inept felon runs from police and loses something more than his freedom,

and not for the first time. This occurred in 1997. I was a news

photographer, video not still, for over 20 years. The majority of that was at a

TV station in a large-sized city. I've been at this place less than a year so I was

working weekends. On a Sunday morning I was heading to work and I noticed it had rained

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