r/Storiesaboutkevin He Thinks that All Plants Are Made of Meat

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🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/Storiesaboutkevin In today's episode, Kevin visits his vegetarian aunt and wonders why she isn't eating any ham. His aunt explains that she's a vegetarian, so she only eats plants. Kevin gets really confused. "But all plants are animals, and you eat plants." Everybody is in shock at how stupid Kevin is. Does this guy honestly think that all plants are made of meat?

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from across Reddit.
0:03.8	Today's subreddit is R-Slash stories about Kevin, where a Kevin decides that it's a good idea to
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0:51.8	podcasts. Obviously, I'm a huge, huge fan of video podcasts. I started R-Slash by making videos on
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1:15.3	podcasts for free. Our next reddit post is from Big Nerd and Loving it. I'm working on
1:20.4	schoolwork in my university building with a Starbucks in it and suddenly nature called. I go into
1:25.6	the bathroom and close and lock the stall and sit down to poop. I finish quickly, and I notice
1:30.4	someone walked to my stall door and start tugging at it. I think to myself, okay, she'll leave when she
1:35.6	realizes it's locked. But no. She keeps pulling the door handle to the thing pops open. The door
1:42.1	didn't have the best lock, but still, you would have to pull pretty hard. I tell her, I'll be out in a
1:48.0	minute as I stare at her with my pants around my ankles about to wipe. She quickly apologizes and
1:53.4	goes to the stall beside me. I'm not usually this balzy, but that was just ridiculous. I guess I
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