r/StoriesAboutKevin | "HE GOT 0% ON THE SAME TEST TWICE!?"
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🗓️ 10 September 2024
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| 0:00.0 | We're an Aishian mad about pets. We bake birthday cakes for cats, let dogs share our beds, |
| 0:06.4 | and even get tattoos of ferrets. Yes, ferrets. Now that's love. You do anything and everything for your pets and at pets at home, so do we. |
| 0:16.5 | Whether it's expert advice, veterinary care or grooming, more people trust us with their pets than anyone else. We're all for pets. |
| 0:26.3 | To verify visit pets at home.com forward slash all for pets. |
| 0:32.4 | What is going on everyone and welcome back to my channel? Now today I've got for you a |
| 0:36.0 | brand new subreddit R slash stories about Kevin. Now what exactly is a Kevin I hear you ask? |
| 0:41.0 | Well it's someone that is very dumb. Let me just say that. Not just academically, but also you know they just have no common sense in real life as well. Let me jump straight into the first story though guys and that should explain what a Kevin really is. Kevin scores a |
| 0:54.7 | zero twice on the same test. I teach at the college level. Years back I taught a |
| 1:00.5 | freshman slash sophomore class that met every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. |
| 1:05.0 | One Wednesday I gave a chapter exam. It was easy. I had a word bank of 25 terms and concepts at the top of the test and the 20 questions of the exam were different definitions or descriptions of those terms. |
| 1:18.0 | All the students had to do was match the corresponding term from the word bank to its definition or description, with five unused |
| 1:25.2 | terms left over in the word bank. All the correct answers were right there. That Wednesday, |
| 1:30.5 | almost half of my class was missing. |
| 1:32.8 | There was a university function going on, |
| 1:35.1 | and no one thought to mention it to me. |
| 1:37.1 | This was before emails were prevalent. |
| 1:39.2 | But I gave the test anyway, and Kevin was there |
| 1:41.7 | and took the test. He answered all 20 and got them all wrong. A |
| 1:46.8 | zero. That Friday I told the whole class that those who took the test on Wednesday |
| 1:51.5 | did not have to show up for class on Monday. Those who missed the test on Wednesday did not have to show up for class on Monday. |
| 1:54.0 | Those who missed the test because of the school function were to show up and take the test on |
| 1:57.9 | Monday. |
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