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I'm a 23 year old guy, and I recently awoke to my 23 year old girlfriend intentionally pouring water in my ears.

What's up with this behavior?

The title says it all.

I finally got most of the water out and my hearing is nearly normal.

I was amazed at how much water was in there. I was amazed at how much of my hearing had been muffled.

It's so bad that it leads me to suspect that she's been pouring water in my ears for a long time. I still feel water deep in my left ear canal.

Recently, I've been able to feel fluid in my ears. This has been going on for two weeks.

I used to have yearly ear infections as a kid. I met with a doctor and an E&T doctor about feelings of an ear infection.

Both reported that nothing was wrong.

It was a surreal experience, laying on the bed as still as possible,

while this monster poured water in my right ear. And I realized that my ear issues were due to her.

When she left the room, I laid on my back and some of the water came out. My girlfriend made a

disappointment lip-smacking noise you do before you say,

Ah, man, I could hear her texting on her phone.

She carefully climbed back into bed.

She has no clue that I know, the lip smack, the texting, she wasn't even trying

to be silent when she got back into bed. This is another reason I suspect this hobby didn't

start recently. My girlfriend is recently. My initial guest is this is some kind of

extreme behavior manifested by the illness and it's not her fault. Oh man someone in

the comments Joan Lee points out something that I didn't even consider.

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