r/Relationships Boyfriend Abandoned Me to a Mugger

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🗓️ 3 May 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:08 Egg 3:06 Passion noises 6:17 Comments 7:29 April fools 11:16 Mugged Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today's episode is sponsored by Stitch Fix. I'm a straight dude, and I'm very stereotypical in the sense that I do not like shopping.
0:08.1	I need to shop for clothes all the time, but the process can be so tedious. Lines, going to different stores, picking out clothes, but I don't know what I want.
0:17.6	That's why I'm personally a big fan of Stitch Fix. With Stitch Fix, you simply have to go
0:22.9	through a one-time quiz to give your size, style, and budget preferences. From there, a professional
0:28.1	stylist who actually has a sense of taste in fashion, unlike me, will pick just for me pieces
0:33.6	and send them to me, and also send outfit recommendations and styling tips. I keep what I
0:38.3	want and send back the rest. Easy peasy. It's kind of like having your own personal stylist,
0:43.2	except even better because I don't have to go see and talk to my own personal stylist. It's all
0:48.8	online. Stitchfix is the best way to shop for clothes for people like me who don't like to shop for clothes.
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1:38.2	huby-duby. Our next Reddit posts is from Random Dar. I'm a 30-year-old, and my 60-year-old mom wants me to donate my egg.
1:47.9	How to save our relationship? My mom has been with her husband for about 15 years. She's almost
1:53.9	20 years older than he is. She has three kids and a lot of health issues, including a heart thing last year and something
2:02.6	similar to a stroke. Her husband has no kids, but really wants some. Recently, my mom has shared
2:09.0	that she's actively losing weight to have another pregnancy. She's already tried IVF with her
2:15.5	own frozen eggs and it didn't work out.
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