R Rated Jokes & The Shuffler Ghost

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 12.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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The guys swap R-rated jokes they’ve been pitched mid-flight, preview their upcoming Netflix Is a Joke appearance (get tickets), and break down David’s run-in with the Shuffler Ghost. Plus: Buzzing Around and news, including the Prom Principal and Dana’s secret life exposed. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You did see NC, is that what they say, NC 17?
0:03.0	17, yeah.
0:04.0	But weren't most of these jokes in Bus Boys? I'm just saying. No, these are too rough for Bus. Honestly, it's too rough for bus. You get cute, it's not going to end, it won't end well for you. How'd that work out for them? How'd that work out for them? They got cute. I haven't heard Get Cute for so long. I'm getting tingling in my underpants.
0:22.7	I feel funny like when I used to climb the rope in June class.
0:27.9	Darth is the horniest.
0:30.5	We got to get you in the gym.
0:33.7	Fasten your seatbelt.
0:40.3	How are we starting? It's Heather's birthday. That's what we're starting with.
0:43.3	I know.
0:44.3	Heather, are you excited?
0:46.3	No, she got sick on that Galang last run of gig.
0:52.3	She came. She doesn't always come out, but she came out to Nashville.
0:57.0	She saw Bus Boys with me and Theo,
0:59.2	and then she flew back,
1:02.4	and there was a guy hacking and snorting and coughing
1:05.1	right behind her, and she saw it coming.
1:08.6	He what?
1:09.3	He was right next to you. kept blowing his nose digging in that filthy seat back
1:19.4	yeah stuffing it back in knuckle knuckle deep knuckle deep in that seat back filthy Filthiest place in the world.
1:28.5	Soaking his wet hanky with more germs.
1:30.9	And freezing air on Heather.
1:32.9	Can we turn us down?
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