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Our next Reddit post is from a Fection at Gold. So several years ago,

me and my friend Boris would always help each other doing spring cleaning for our properties.

This included taking out damaged trees, preparing garden plots, and taking care of our weed-infested yards.

I was going to be first on the cleanup detail, so I prepared tools and implements to Friday

before the big clean was to happen. I sharpen tools and chainsaw chains, lawnmower blades,

and just getting everything in order. I finished up kind of late and just generally put things

away for the next day. The next morning, Boris shows up with coffee and biscuits around 8 a.m.

As we're sitting on his tailgate and enjoying breakfast, my neighbors ride by and their beat

to hell Chevy Cavaliers smoking like a freight train. We'll call them Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Boris and I made the usual jokes about the amount of smoke pouring from the exhaust.

We soon finished breakfast and thought no more about it. As we began to get the tools laid out and

hash out a plan of attack, I can't find my gas cans. No mixed gas, regular gas, or a gas can in general.

That's when it dawned on us why the car that Rocky and Bullwinkle were driving was smoking so bad.

I am pissed to say the least. Well, all Boris and I could do was go shopping for gas cans,

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