Welcome to our slash pro revenge where Opie's abusive boyfriend tries to microwave her dog.

Our next Reddit post is actually a news article. David Holiday was working at Bacchenga

Resorting Casino as a spa concierge on Tuesday when he encountered a difficult and demanding customer.

Holiday told us that the customer demanded service ahead of other guests.

Just from the offset, he seemed a bit different from the usual guests we have in the spa. He told us.

He was also put off to learn that the customer was paying an all cash.

Holiday had a gut feeling that he had seen this customer somewhere before, so he googled his name.

The search resulted in multiple stories about the customer in his alleged ticket scam,

and that's when Holiday realized that he had seen this guy on the local news.

Holiday informed security at the casino, and they alerted the Riverside County Sheriff's Department,

who arrested the customer at the scene. Man!

Okay, so if you're committing multiple felonies, scamming people out of their money,

and you're trying to launder the money by getting rid of it and, you know,

spinning the cash so you don't get caught with it, maybe don't act like a care-in to customer

service people and piss them off because you might just end up in jail. What a doofus, man!

Our next Reddit post is from Underhill. Our mailman had a mailbox at the end of our street where he

would pick up the mail at the end of his route and take it back to the post office. One day,

some smart-ass kid started spin-kicking the mailbox to knock it over and show off what he learned

in karate. This went on for a bit until the kid's parents were told and even his karate teacher.

The kid was grounded and got kicked out of karate class. Unfortunately, a week after the kid's

grounding, out of spite, or pride, or whatever, he went back to kicking it over whenever he could.

This continues for another month, until one day, the smart-ass kid again does his roundhouse

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