r/Prorevenge I Made a Jerk Lose $8,000,000

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🗓️ 24 August 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to our Slash Pro Revenge, where a moron cuts down his neighbor's trees and learns a
0:06.0	$2 million lesson. Our next post comes from Twitter. A friend of mine, who's a municipal
0:12.2	arborist, just called to tell me about a guy who cut down 32 big mature trees on his neighbor's
0:19.5	New Jersey property to get a better view of New York City. He hired a guy who hired another guy.
0:25.5	He cut them down and just left the debris there. The fine per tree is $1,000, so this guy
0:32.0	probably thought that he was just going to pay a $32,000 fine. But my arborist friend rode
0:38.1	violations to all three parties, 96 violations in all. And there's a provision requiring the
0:45.5	replanting of like trees of the same size. And it's on a mountain side that's inaccessible by
0:51.6	road. My friends put the landowner in touch with the only guy who would take on such a job.
0:57.1	They have to build a road, remove the debris, plant big trees, and water them for two years.
1:03.3	This guy quoted the landowner $1.5 million. And that's on top of the fines of $400,000.
1:12.4	I hope whoever this douchebag is, he can't pay, and they seize his property. The value of which
1:18.4	he probably figured would be increased so much that a $32,000 fine was worth it. Man,
1:24.4	a $1.9 million fine? Unless this guy is mega rich, that is a life destroying amount of money.
1:32.0	Man, imagine working your entire life and amassing several million dollars and having a really
1:36.8	nice piece of property, and then losing it all. Every single penny you own just because you
1:41.0	decided to cut down your neighbor's tree. Tree law is nasty, man. Our next reddit posted from
1:46.6	SC Super Jack. Many years ago, I worked in the lovely career of retail. Sadly, it's normal for
1:54.1	you to encounter a constant flow of shops come that make you despise your existence. And some of
2:00.5	them are so horrific that what they do to you is burned into your mind forever. Fortunately,
2:07.2	one of those unforgettable moments allowed me to extract my revenge. I had only been working in
2:13.2	retail for one year in this newly built store and I was starting to settle in. I was getting to know
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