r/Prorevenge I Destroyed a Building to Get My Revenge

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🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works as a safety officer on construction sites. It's his job to make sure that all crane operations are performed safely. One of his coworkers steals his job right from under his nose by sucking up to the boss. OP realizes that this guy is incredibly incompetent at crane safety, so he basically just steps back and waits for the guy to screw up. The idiot coworker hooks a crane up incorrectly to a roof and almost destroys an entire building -- AND the people inside!

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash Pro Revenge, where OP risks his own life just to get revenge.
0:06.3	Today's episode is sponsored by Sunbasket. Because of COVID, I literally haven't gone to the grocery
0:11.7	store in like two years. Obviously because I don't want COVID to kill me, but also because I do
0:17.5	voice work, so I don't think my fans would really enjoy my content if I catch COVID and I have to
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1:20.2	checkout. Our next red appost is from evidently a apostate. I'm a millwright who specializes in
1:25.7	rebuilding natural gas turbines. I run with a very top caliber crew where everyone has a role to fill.
1:32.9	My role is overseeing anything that's lifted with the crane. My technical title is rigor. If a load
1:39.1	falls, it's MY fault. If someone gets hurt while I'm in control of a lift, it's MY fault. If
1:45.1	equipment is damaged while I'm in control of a lift, it's MY fault. The incident in question
1:50.4	happened about two years ago, but we'll need to go back a couple of years farther to get the back
1:55.0	story. I was a fresh member of the crew and I had demonstrated competency in rigging, so after
2:00.5	roughly six months with a group, my superintendent put me in charge of all rigging. I was, oh jeez,
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