r/Prorevenge I Blinded a Jerk with a MEGA Flashlight

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🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to our slash pro revenge where OP maybe blinds a guy permanently.
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0:40.6	Our next reddit post is from fitness, grandpacer, beep. I was driving home from work and
0:45.2	traffic was backed up pretty badly for a few miles. It was stop and go. When I get stuck in traffic
0:50.8	like that, I'll usually back up 75 feet off the car in front of me so that I can hold a pace and
0:55.8	move it a slow but constant roll. Kind of like what the semi trucks do. That way, I'm not participating
1:01.6	in the bumper to bumper move and break like the rest of the smooth brain drivers. Some dude in
1:06.7	an accurate crossover was behind me and I guess he was getting upset because I wasn't two feet
1:12.2	from the car in front of me driving like a smooth brain. So he gets up on my butt and starts beeping
1:17.4	his horn at me. Lowl, I think to myself as I turn up my radio. But then he starts flashing his
1:23.2	brights at me which is where I get annoyed. He's in one of those acuras that has the super bright
1:28.7	LED headlights. My car is much lower than his so his low beams are already pretty bright in my mirrors.
1:35.5	Bright enough that I don't want to look in them. The first time he flashes high beams,
1:40.0	it puts spots in my vision for a moment. It genuinely hurt my eyes. After the first flash,
1:45.8	he waits for about 10 seconds, beeps his horn and then flashes me again. Now I'm getting pissed.
1:52.2	I'm thinking, where the F do you want me to go? Do you really think being two feet from the
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