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Now for our third escalating revenge post.

Petty revenge on my abusive mother turned into nine years of torment.

She never knew it was me responsible for the clink.

This happened in 2004 when I was 14.

A bit of backstory before I begin. My mother is not a good person.

She was abusive verbally for most of my life until I was 14 when her abuse turned physical.

Because of her abuse I came up with creative waste to punish her in my own petty ways like tampering with her food and dunking her toothbrush in the toilet every day.

This story is one of my better petty revenges towards her and the one that annoyed her the most.

I talked to my friends about the things she did to me, and although I appreciated the advice to go to the police,

I knew that wouldn't work. My mother is very convincing when she wants to be,

and every other time I went to the police, they never believed me. One of my friends, who will call Tom,

gave me a brilliant idea that would annoy her to no end but wouldn't get me in trouble.

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