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I wasn't lost to Angelus roaming around the street shopping when I walked past this shoe store.

It was more of a stripper shoe joint with all kinds of heels and boots and I thought that I might

check it out. I walked inside and there were no customers in there. It was totally empty except for

the clerk. I found these red boots that I thought were cute so I asked the store clerk if I could

try them on. The clerk was a middle age Eastern European woman with a stern look on her face.

She was watching a shoe on her computer and she got really upset that I even asked her to try

the shoes on. Finally she said okay and she went in the back and got two sizes for me to try on.

I tried them on and I loved them. Meanwhile she was huffing and puffing behind me being super impatient.

I told her I was going to have to take a walk, think about it and probably come back and buy them.

She was livid. She barked at me asking why I was wasting her time, grabbed the boots aggressively

and screamed. What do you need to think about? I got so mad and I stormed out of the store.

She didn't just lose a customer. She was also in for some petty revenge. I was traveling with a

group of friends and I told them what happened and we made a plan. They all went to the store and

they spent the next hour trying on all the shoes. The guys were trying to squeeze into women's

door for heels and my girlfriends always gave the clerks the wrong shoe size to try on.

The clerk was fuming. After an hour my friends stopped trying everything on and told her

we'll think about it and we stormed out of the store. Our next reddit posted from spaceship

guitar so I threw up my back helping my brother move and I needed some therapy for about 30 days.

The chiropractor I use issues me a plastic card which holds all my personal info so that when I

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