r/Pettyrevenge My Roommate Stole My Food, So I Fed Him Dog Treats!

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🗓️ 8 May 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/Pettyrevenge OP has a new roommate who is constantly stealing his food and snacks. He tries to confront his roommate about it, but nothing ever works. So, he decides to enact some petty revenge by storing dog treats that look like cookies in the kitchen. When the roommate eats all of the dog treats and later complains about them, OP reveals his little trick: they were dog treats! The roommate stopped stealing food after that revelation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-slash Petty Revenge, where no revenge is too small.
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1:16.4	will know. When I was in college, I worked at a gastropub as a server in a bartender. After working
1:21.6	there for a few months, we hired a new guy named Methaniel who went by Nathan. My name is Joshua,
1:26.9	and I've never gone by Josh because that's my dad's name, and it also just, I don't know, never
1:33.2	suited me. I've always been pretty adamant about being called Joshua. I introduced myself to Nathan,
1:39.0	who immediately said something like, nice to meet you, Josh. I've politely told him that I prefer
1:44.4	Joshua using my go-to line. My dad is Josh, and my parents decided that Joshua was better than
1:50.3	Bubba. I'm from the American South, where Bubba is a common nickname for any junior male who
1:55.3	has the same name as his father. The line usually just gets a laugh, or at least a good nature
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