r/Pettyrevenge I Tricked My Mom Into Ruining Her Pizza 🍕🤮

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🗓️ 13 June 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/Pettyrevenge Every week, OP makes pizza for his family. He loves extra sauce, so he pours extra pizza sauce on his pizza. His parents flip out and accuse him of selfishly hoarding all the sauce for himself instead of sharing with the family. He tells his mom that he was only using the leftover sauce, and that there's no way she could finish the rest of the sauce by herself. Infuriated, OP's mom dumps the remaining jar of sauce onto her pizza, creating a gooey mountain of tomato sauce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from a cross-read it.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-Slash Petty Revenge, where a food thief eats a candy bar filled with 2 million Scoville hot sauce.
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1:17.4	Our next reddit post is from Okinawg.
1:19.4	This petty revenge happened a few minutes ago, and required very little effort on my part.
1:24.3	I make pizza for my family about every two weeks. One pizza for me, one for my brother, one for my parents.
1:30.1	I enjoy my pizza with a decent amount of sauce, but because I always make my pizza first,
1:35.0	I never add as much sauce as I want to, because I want to make sure there's enough sauce for everyone.
1:39.3	Well, the last few times, I've noticed that we've had a whole half jar of sauce left over afterwards
1:44.4	when it's too late to add any more sauce to my pizza.
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