r/Pettyrevenge I Tricked Karen into Wrecking Her Car

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🗓️ 30 November 2024

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:09 Car 2:34 Flight 4:09 Seat stealer 9:40 Strip club 13:12 Rental contract Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	129 at McDonald's gets you a mini Oreo McFlurry.
0:04.6	129 on a big night out gets you...
0:07.5	Sorry, no trainers.
0:10.3	McDonald's save a menu.
0:12.1	Actually get your money's worth.
0:14.9	From 11 a.m.
0:16.2	Price and participation may vary.
0:17.7	Price varies on delivery.
0:19.0	Subject to availability.
0:19.7	Welcome to R-Slas Petty Revenge,
0:22.3	where OP tricks a stupid Karen into wrecking her own car. Our next Reddit post is from Powerful Gain.
0:29.4	The other day, I was delivering fuel to a gas station. This station was set up where the tank
0:34.5	access lids are right by the parking spots. For me to be in a position to
0:38.9	dump fuel, I need to block all the parking spots in front of the building. There's usually one or
0:44.2	two cars in the way, and I can usually patiently wait until I'm clear to pull in. If it's a busy time of
0:50.1	the day, I put cones up as cars leave to prevent anyone else from pulling up until I moved
0:54.9	into position. But this time, a lady in a Tesla absolutely could not handle parking 50 feet away,
1:02.2	and she just had to move my cone to park right in front of the door. I hopped out of my truck
1:07.4	and went inside to ask her to move so I could deliver the gas, and she told me,
1:11.2	get bent, you can wait until I'm done here. So, I pulled my truck in behind her car with about
1:17.6	two inches to spare between my truck axles and her bumper. I set my brake and began hooking
1:22.9	up hoses to unload the gas. Since I couldn't park in the ideal position, I had to use a hole that was
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