Welcome to R-slash Petty Revenge, where OP gets an evil old lady arrested.

Our next Reddit post is from Zenmedic. When I first left home to go to university,

my parents co-signed a mortgage for me on an apartment-style condominium in a small Canadian city.

This was 20 years ago, so it came in at a whopping $52,000. My parents thought that this was

a much better and economical choice than trying to find an apartment and deal with landlords.

I loved the idea and moved into my new home. The building was almost entirely populated by people

over the age of 65. It was small and only had 24 units split into two halves. I had a basement condo.

It was a nice place, nothing fancy, but amazing for a student. I was only 19 years old,

but I was quiet, kept to myself, and didn't do the whole party thing. I got along with most of my

neighbors. I'd helped them out by moving heavy things or carrying groceries upstairs.

I was acutely aware of the age gap and the general image of a university student, so I made

sure to just be an all-around great guy and to avoid conflict. The one person I could never see

eye-to-eye with was my upstairs neighbor. For a 70-year-old woman who couldn't have weighed

more than 100 pounds, she walked like an elephant. She'd have gospel music on her TV at max volume

at 5 a.m. on Sundays. She'd make remarks about that damn kid whenever something was left at a

place. She even went so far as to accuse me of breaking into her car and making a police statement

saying that she saw me do it. Unfortunately for her, I was out of the country on an internship

at the time, but still, she persisted being a pain in my butt. I had tried to approach her about

the TV issue, and her response was to make sure that it was no longer just on Sunday.

After a couple of years of attempted diplomacy, it was clear that nothing I did would make anything

better. Other people in the building probably knew that she had it out for me, but why would this

adorable old lady try to lie and get me thrown out of the building by the condo board? She tried

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