r/Pettyrevenge I Recruited An Army of Ants To Destroy My Neighbor!

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🗓️ 15 February 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/Pettyrevenge OP has absolutely awful neighbors who harass him constantly. They finally go too far when they secretly poison his tomato and jalapeno plants in his backyard. So, OP decides to wage war against his neighbors by recruiting an unlikely ally: ants. He uses a very clever strategy to get all the ants in the neighborhood to swarm his neighbor's house, transforming their house into a house-sized anthill! If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit videos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-slash Petty Revenge, where OP recruits an army of ants to get back at his obnoxious neighbors.
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1:16.8	For next Reddit post it from Katya V. Once, many years ago, we innocently bought a house right next door to a retired marine couple.
1:24.4	She was about 6'2", and strongly resembled Arnold Schwarzenegger, and she was about 5'7", and probably weighed 130 pounds.
1:32.4	They were very house proud and yard proud, and thoroughly obnoxious about it.
1:37.2	After living next to them for a short time, for some genuinely unknown reason, they decided to mount a campaign of general obnoxiousness against us.
1:46.0	It started small with a note on a friend's car that he was 3 inches over on their side when parked on the street in front of our house.
1:53.6	Then it escalated. Rapidly. They reported us to animal control for having farm animals inside the city limits.
2:01.6	We had two shitsoos. They were not used to pull a plow.
2:05.6	They reported us to the health department for leaving our pool with a small amount of water in it and breeding mosquitoes.
2:11.2	But it wasn't water. It was hydrochloric acid being used to wash the pool and prep it for repairs it was derelict when we moved in.
2:18.8	Alright, I just had to stop the story real quick and comment on that last sentence.
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