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thief, her menstrual blood. Our next Reddit post is from Talibol. At least twice a week, my homemade lunch would disappear from the fridge.

The thief had the decency not to take the box, which I found empty or almost empty every time.

I was new and quickly discovered by talking to my colleagues that it was the work of a misogynistic jerk with whom I obviously didn't get along.

He wasn't new to this, but the management never did anything. Fine, I'm a petty person,

and I have time to spare. I started bringing decoy lunches that I put in the fridge, and I would

eat a sandwich that didn't need to be refrigerated. After two weeks, I started talking to everyone, including him, about this new wellness method

I discovered and I was following to the letter.

Oh, Jesus.

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