r/Pettyrevenge I Pissed Off an Airport Karen

rSlash

rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:08 Speakerphone 2:06 Pennies 3:01 Drunk dial 6:28 Luggage 8:44 Bathroom 10:34 Taking credit for 12:59 Car door 14:31 Food Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.1	Picture a hash brown.
0:32.9	Yep.
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0:35.7	Right there.
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0:41.9	From where? Well, you already know. Breakfast, done properly.
0:48.6	Serve until 11 a.m.
0:50.0	Welcome to R.Slach Petty Revenge, where someone gives an unwanted semen sample.
0:56.7	Our next Reddit post is from Xbox Gamer.
0:58.9	I worked in a cubicle farm.
1:00.6	There were four rows of four cubicles.
1:02.7	There was one coworker who never used the handset on his phone.
1:06.6	Every call he made or received was made using the speaker.
1:10.7	He also tended to shout into it,
1:12.7	even though it wasn't necessary to raise his voice to be picked up by the microphone. There had been
1:17.4	a few complaints from some of us to him, but he ignored them. One Monday morning, he called a doctor's
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