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Think of a breakfast muffin with sausage and egg.

Yep, that's the one.

You can see it, can you?

Deep in your mind. Sausage, egg, cheese, muffin.

I don't even need to say its name, do I? Breakfast, done properly.

Served until 11 a.m.

Welcome to R-Slaughty Revenge, where a food thief pukes his guts out.

Our next Reddit post is from You Keep This Love.

It was a small business.

A max of 10 people were in the office at the same time, so when someone was stealing food from

the fridge, people noticed it fairly quickly.

However, the thief was the owner's son.

Now, the owner was known for nicking food, but at least he would pay you back.

Sometimes.

His son, who was about 20, did not, and was also a dick about it, and most of the people were getting fed up.

So, one day, I brought coloring liquid from home, which my wife used to make blue treats, cake and

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