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Welcome to R-slash Petty Revenge, where an entitled caring gets publicly humiliated.

I used to be kind of a butthole. I've really milled out since. But sometime around 2001 or 2002,

I had an incident at my university dorm laundry room. I can pinpoint the year because my

freshman year was the only year our laundry machines took quarters. Machines accepted a university

cash slash card system the following years. Anyway, I'm a freshman living in the dorms. It's the weekend

and I'm doing laundry. We had an unwritten rule in the dorm laundry room. If you don't attend

your laundry, it's totally cool for someone to pull it out and throw it on the table. Wet or dry.

If you don't like it, just promptly attend your laundry when the washer or dryer turns off.

I assume it's like this on a lot of campuses. I don't like people touching my laundry,

so I always said an alarm to be there when it's done. I wash my clothes, throw them in the dryer,

and set my timer. Soon after my wash goes off, and I walk back down to the laundry room,

only to find my dryer load completely wet and on the table. Oh hell no. Someone pulled my stuff

from the dryer only to dump it out and dry their stuff for free. Well, good news. I had more

quarters, so I could dry my stuff just fine. Actually, I had enough quarters for my anonymous friend,

too. Why didn't they just ask? So I grabbed their clothes and throw it in an open washing machine

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