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r/OlderThanYouThinkIAm | "ARE YOUR PARENTS HOME!?"

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🗓️ 15 February 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

What is going on everyone? Welcome back to my channel. I hope you're all doing well. Today I've got a

0:04.6

sub-reddit for you which we haven't looked at in a little while. It's R-slash older than you think I am.

0:09.2

Are your parents home? Oh man, just found this sub. I feel like I could post half of my life stories here.

0:16.0

The running joke is that I looked like I was 13 years old through most of my 20s.

0:20.0

Now, I think I at least pass for in my early 20s. I'm currently 29 and female but this was when I was about 20 or so.

0:28.0

I worked my butt off and was lucky enough to purchase my first house at 19.

0:32.0

Wow, fair enough. First time home buyer credit and

0:34.7

all that helped me out quite a bit to be honest. Well fast forward to a few months later I

0:39.2

believe on a Saturday the key point is that I wasn't working and I was in pajamas.

0:43.8

I heard the doorbell and go to answer it.

0:45.8

I was still a little giddy about being a homeowner and all excited.

0:49.2

Like who could this be in my head?

0:51.2

There was a kid at the door, probably early teens, selling a newspaper, I believe, for some class project or trip.

0:57.0

The kid goes to tell me about his trip slash project and that he's selling the newspaper subscriptions to earn money to participate.

1:03.5

I'm a little fuzzy on the details now.

1:05.4

Sorry, kid, I wish I could support you, but I don't read newspapers and I don't have a ton of

1:09.7

extra money at the moment.

1:11.2

The kid appears a little flustered and then try selling a little harder.

1:14.8

Well, are your parents home?

1:17.0

You a huge grin on my part and a laugh. Again, giddy being a 19-20-year-old homeowner who would blame me?

1:24.2

Yeah no they don't live here this is my house. I wasn't trying to be smug or rude

1:29.9

but was a bit of a proud peacock as I like to say.

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