I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

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where OP discovers the incredibly stupid reason why she had to endure a lifetime of abuse.

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For whatever reason, my parents didn't want me.

Once they had my brother, Adam, I was pretty much ignored.

They didn't abuse me, but I was pretty neglected.

Let me just jump in here real quick and say that neglect is abuse.

Everything was about Adam and how smart he was or how athletic he was, or how he was just the

best thing since sliced bread.

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