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r/Offmychest My Own Constipation Almost Killed Me

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:36.9

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0:40.2

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0:47.4

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1:01.9

experiences life-altering constipation. Our next Reddit post is from your low-key down bad. About a year

1:08.4

ago, I met this guy on hinge. We hit it off immediately, and he was

1:12.4

genuinely the sweetest guy ever. We had a lot in common, and on our first date, he cooked me

1:17.5

traditional food that I told him I grew up eating. This man spent eight hours making broth for

1:23.7

noodle soup, and there's honestly nothing sexier than a man who can cook. After two bottles of

1:29.6

wine and great conversation, one thing led to another and I ended up staying over. We both agree that

1:36.1

we wanted to see each other again soon. We'd only been talking for around one to two months

1:40.8

and had only met once before this. So the second date comes around. Since I lived

1:45.5

out of town and it was kind of long distance, I planned on staying a few days. That morning, though,

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