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Welcome to R slash off my chest, where OP starts sleeping with his milf landlady.

Our next Reddit post is from Material Pirate.

Long story short, I moved into a new place after graduating

college. I got a job offer and had to find a place ASAP. I went to Craigslist and found a rental.

The landlord is super nice. She's late 50s, divorced, and seems a tad lonely. Well, the first month was

normal. There was one night that I got really drunk and went down to the kitchen to get some ice for my next cocktail.

My landlord was watching True Detective Season 1.

Honestly, I loved that show and I stood there watching for a few minutes.

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