r/Offmychest I Paralyzed a Drunk College Girl

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:08 Car accident 4:36 Fired 6:49 Prank 9:21 Last words 12:08 Newborn 14:40 Cry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:00.2	Welcome to R slash off my chest, where OP thinks that he's a murderer.
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