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r/Offmychest I Paid an Adult Actress to Cuddle

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🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:08 Finances 3:09 Dumped 5:45 Divorce 9:34 Secret revenge 11:49 Family hate 14:28 Cuddle time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:46.1

booking your tickets on Uber. Trains on Uber. Welcome to R slash off my chest, where a complete

0:53.6

moron makes one of the worst financial decisions imaginable.

0:57.6

Our next Reddit post is from throwaway accounts. I'm a 33-year-old woman, and my husband is 32.

1:02.9

My husband has financially ruined us. Effing ruined us. I can't believe what he did. He's ruined us with his stupidity. About six months ago,

1:13.4

my husband saw a post on a neighborhood message board from someone talking about cleaning up a

1:17.9

house and property. Apparently, the house belonged to hoarders, and now that both of them

1:22.3

passed away, their adult son had to deal with the house. He was from out of the province,

1:27.0

and he said it needed

1:28.0

specialized services because the house was a hazard and no one could live there. For some

1:32.8

stupid reason that I cannot fathom, my complete idiot of a husband offered to buy it. We don't

1:38.9

even have our own house. I'm sorry, that one caught me off guard. We're trying to save for one, but now that's gone.

1:46.6

My husband's excuse was that he thought that he and a friend could clean it out and flip it for a

1:51.9

profit. This house was not just a fixer-upper. It's a hazard. I had to find out from the government

1:58.9

because there are environmental violations at the house and we got notices delivered there.

2:03.6

He bought this house without telling me.

2:06.6

And now we're in trouble because the cost to clean and fix up the property is more than the land is worth.

2:12.6

We don't live in a high cost of living area.

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