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Welcome to R slash off my chest, where OPE really, really likes sticking things in his ear.

Our next Reddit post is from ball tiles. I'm a, and I forget how it started. I hate the idea

of cleaning earwax out of my ears. They do tend to get clogged with something, I don't know why,

and get tingly until I stuck my finger in there, and that makes it go away most of the time.

But I realized a little while ago that sticking a twisted corner of toilet paper or other

soft paper materials in my ear and wiggling it a lot before ripping it out gives me a little

eargasm. My brain shuts down for a few seconds. My body curls up violently and my eyes roll into

the back of my head. It's amazing. And I can just do it over and over again for like

an hour or two if I'm bored. But I know what they say about putting stuff in your ears, and every

once in a while I accidentally get too far and it hurts. So I tried stopping entirely. But my ears

got more tingly than they used to and my finger didn't it

anymore. I tried replacing it with other means of pleasuring myself, but all that led to was me

realizing that doing that, while also doing the ear thing, gave me like a mega orgasm. My brain

shuts off for a whole minute or so even after the climax is done

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