r/Offmychest I Have a Tail
rSlash
rSlash Reads Reddit
4.9 • 10.9K Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2026
⏱️ 16 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs. Shopify is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with easy customizable themes that let you build your brand. Marketing tools that get your products out there. Integrated shipping solutions that actually save you time from startups to scale ups,, in-person and on the go. |
| 0:23.0 | Shopify is made for entrepreneurs like you. |
| 0:27.4 | Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup. |
| 0:33.2 | Redeem your lab books on free bet spins or even cash you in for real money. |
| 0:34.9 | That's satisfaction from Lab Brooks. |
| 0:37.3 | And for extra satisfaction, here's the T's and C's. |
| 0:58.1 | Let's rock. lack bucks expire for decencies a bride take time to think yeah but who and I die home welcome to r slash off my chest where opi's boyfriend's family has a bizarre christmas tradition |
| 1:06.1 | our next credit post is from throwaway fire drill My boyfriend didn't tell me about a traumatizing |
| 1:11.9 | Christmas tradition. My boyfriend's parents had a house fire on Christmas Day 22 years ago that |
| 1:18.1 | burned down their home and killed the family cat, Parowinkle. He's mentioned this to me before |
| 1:24.1 | many times over the course of the couple of years we dated, and I understand the |
| 1:28.6 | anxiety of that more than anyone else, having also been a victim of a house fire. It was self-caused |
| 1:34.8 | when I was eight, also around the holidays. I was staying at my boyfriend's parents' house, |
| 1:39.8 | and around 2 a.m. I start hearing everything,lling, alarms, the two dogs barking, I jump out of |
| 1:47.6 | bed and grab my phone next to me, ripping the charger out of the wall in the process. I try to put |
| 1:52.7 | on my slippers and I fall forward and hit my head on the dresser, but I don't even react. I need to |
| 1:58.4 | get out now. I hear my boyfriend's little sister yelling, fire, fire! |
| 2:03.3 | My heart absolutely sinks. |
| 2:06.0 | I'm trying to control my sobbing while making my way down their dark hallway out the door, |
| 2:11.1 | and my throat feels so dry. |
| 2:13.4 | I feel everything I did and more when my mother picked me up from the hallway and took me outside during our own house fire 20 years ago. |
| 2:21.3 | So I instinctively pick up my boyfriend's sister, who giggles for a second while I carry her down the hall. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from rSlash Reads Reddit, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of rSlash Reads Reddit and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

