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r/Offmychest Butt Fungus is Ruining My Life

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🗓️ 4 February 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:11 Liar 2:19 Comments 4:03 Family drama 9:59 Candle guy 12:03 Comments 12:31 Bio mom 14:43 Comment 14:55 Butt fungus 16:40 Comment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to R slash off my chest, where a stepfather fakes his own daughter's pregnancy to teach her a lesson.

0:38.5

Our next Reddit post is from that one guy from Good Girls.

0:41.2

When I was 15, my stepdad decided to teach me a lesson about responsibility in the most

0:47.4

cruel and manipulative way imaginable.

0:50.2

He lied and told me I was pregnant.

0:52.9

It had come out that I had premarital intercourse. He made me pee in a cup and claimed that he tested it. I didn't see what he did with it, but he came back and said that I was pregnant. I had no reason to doubt him. For roughly five months, 18 weeks, I believed I was going to have a baby. My body even seemed to respond. I gained

1:14.5

weight, had morning sickness, cravings, and even felt what I thought were kicks. I mentally prepared for

1:21.8

this child. I grieved the life that I thought that I would lose as a teen mom, but also grew to love the baby that I thought was growing inside of me.

1:30.5

My reputation at school took the expected hit, and then the hit that you'd expect when I didn't end up having the baby.

1:38.4

Yep, I became that girl.

1:40.9

When I finally asked about getting prenatal care, he laughed and told me that he had

1:45.8

lied the entire time. It was at the dinner table, and I'll never forget my mental state

1:51.6

shattering. I was devastated, among many other things. To make things worse, he found the

1:57.4

pregnancy journal that I'd been writing in every week for the baby to one day read.

2:01.8

He confiscated it and quoted it back to me, laughing at my thoughts and feelings for weeks

2:08.0

afterwards. It felt like I'd lost a child, even though there was never a baby. It always felt

2:14.0

wrong to say that I suffered a miscarriage, so I never felt like I could talk to somebody about the kind of grief I felt.

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