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conditions apply. Welcome to R slash nuclear revenge, where OP completely destroys his

bully's life. Our next credit post is from Seneca. For context on this next post, O.P. is writing this

not in USDA, so I'm converting it to USD. So for that reason, the dollar amount that I'm reading

isn't going to match the dollar amount that's written in the post. In third grade, I was an

awkward kid. I had a mean drunk father. I struggled to fit in to make friends, and I was bullied

and shunned by the other kids. One of my classmates, Derek, who regularly partook in bullying me,

showed me kindness one day. Being deprived of kindness or attention so regularly, I was

putty in his hands. He hanged out with me during recess when I was usually

alone. We laughed and talked about girls we like. He even apologized for being a butthole to me.

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