Welcome to R slash nuclear revenge, where OP puts his evil uncle in prison.

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I've always been the black sheep of the family.

My cousins grew up to be doctors, professors, creatives, and whatever else.

Meanwhile, I've managed to just make a humble, stable, passive income through some business decisions. Nothing fancy,

but I can afford a one bedroom in New York City and live comfortably with that and a part-time

job in a cafe. Everyone in the family, including my own parents, judge me harshly for not

pushing myself to do what my cousins do, especially my one cousin, Randy. Think the stereotypical dude bro who got rich thanks to working for his dad.

Multiply that by 10, and you get Randy.

Anyways, Randy always gave me the most flack, and eventually I just tuned them out because

I get to enjoy my life with my significant other, work part-time,

and still afford what I want. So to cut the story short, Randy has a wife with two kids,

and he also has a mistress. I found this out because one day when I was walking through

the city, I saw him walking down the street with a woman who clearly wasn't his wife with

their arms around each other.

I checked Facebook and saw that he had indeed posted about visiting a bagel shop in the city while on a business trip that morning.

So I decided, screw it, let me see how this plays out.

I followed them for five hours, snapped several photos, one of them going into a hotel together. I held

onto these and waited until Christmas that year, about six months later. I decided to unceremoniously

drop printed photos in front of everyone at the table before dinner and made sure his wife got

to see them. Q screaming and fighting.

I actually got a black eye out of it.

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