r/Maliciouscompliance Want Me To Obey You? LOL OK! 😊

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🗓️ 9 April 2020

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/Maliciouscompliance I don't know why, but there's just something incredibly satisfying about using someone's words against them for tasty malicious compliance. In today's video, OP is a student with a strict dress code and an even stricter school principal. The principal almost catches OP violating the dress code, but thanks to some quick thinking, OP manages to evade punishment by cutting up his pants! If you like this video and you want to see more, subscribe for daily Reddit videos! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMxIN3WCXdQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.6	Welcome to our slash malicious compliance where a student outsmarts a principle.
0:44.4	I work in a small local pet store where we sell crickets. We sell cricket cards. They're basically
0:49.2	a card that has a given 250 crickets. The cards are 20 bucks and you save quite a bit of money
0:55.1	by using them. Customers would tell us how many crickets in wet size and we would go get them and
0:59.2	scratch off the amount of crickets one. The bugs are bought in increments of 10, so someone couldn't
1:04.3	get 15 crickets but had to get 10 or 20. One day, I had a lady come in and ask for 20 large crickets.
1:10.8	I ran and got them in hand at the bag of cricket store. She stares at the bag for a few seconds
1:15.4	and almost immediately blows up, yelling about how I tried to rip her off, given her less crickets
1:21.8	than she ordered and all that. She said she wanted to get exactly what she paid for.
1:26.9	She wanted me to count them. Fine. I grabbed a pair of tongs and another bag encountered.
1:32.2	She got 24 bugs. I apologized and took the extra 4 crickets. She started yelling that she
1:39.3	wanted the extra few crickets. I just looked at her and trying my hardest to keep a straight face
1:44.8	told her, you get exactly what you paid for. She turned a maroon color and storm towards the door.
1:52.1	She didn't know this but we have two separate entrants and exit doors. She tried to exit the
1:56.5	entrance door. I told her that the other door would let her out and have a good day. I haven't seen
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