Welcome to our slash malicious compliance, where a scammer tries to take on a bunch of marines and fails miserably.

Our next Reddit post is from superb raccoon, so a long time ago I was in the Navy.

I was recently 21 and we decided to go to a bar that had a decent local cover band,

so we show up and I present my ID. Granted, when I'm clean, cut and closed shaved,

I did not look 21, but my out of state ID was worthless and all I had was my military

ID. The dormant decides that he can screw with me. This is fake, I'm keeping it.

My eyes bugged out and I said, dude, that's a military ID, give it back.

Nope, mine now. 20 bucks or F off. I said, I can't get back on base without it.

Then you better cough up 20 bucks or F off. Oh, I see. This is a shakedown. F off, huh?

Okay, cue malicious compliance. My buddy who drove and used state ID drove us back.

We go into the office of the officer of the day and report my stolen ID.

The officer of the day is a crusty old bastard, but fair. He's actually a mustang,

so he takes orders from the president and God, and we're not even sure about the president.

He's a type of guy who might even tell the president to f off if it's a stupid idea.

Officer mustang listens and my buddy backs up my story. Officer mustang's eyes narrow in an

evil, evil way. He said, Chief, can you come up here? I got a present for you.

I started to shake a little, thinking that I'm headed for a few days in the break for losing my ID.

Man, what are my chances of a bump to E4? Officer mustang says,

Oh, he here says the dormant at Joe's took his ID and once 20 bucks for it.

Grab a driver and one of those jarheads at the gate and go down there and sort it out.

The chief looks at me like fresh meat and says,

Come on you two, we're going for a ride. So we all pile into a van with a couple of marines

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