r/Maliciouscompliance Steal My Plane Seat? You'll Regret It!

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🗓️ 17 September 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP buys a window seat on an airplane. When he arrives at his seat, he discovers that his window seat has been stolen by another passenger, leaving OP to sit in the middle seat. OP happily complies because he wants to sit next to his wife in the aisle seat anyway. Justice is swift for the seat thief because the stewardess gives OP a gift bag thinking that he was the seat thief! The seat thief was livid that OP get the prize instead of him!

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-slash malicious compliance, where a homophob gets a really, really close
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1:17.2	Our next Reddit post is from Fox DVD. This took place in the late 70s in a much different time.
1:23.5	My father was an ex-military macho six foot four police officer in California when I was a kid.
1:30.0	He was also a sexist homophobic who would yell at the TV about gender-binder movies and gays
1:35.6	taking over the world. I cannot stress you enough. How much he hated gay people.
1:40.8	My dad had to have emergency surgery on his gall bladder. At the time, this was a much more
1:45.7	involved process than it is today. The rest of the story was told to me by my mom because I had to
1:50.5	wait outside with my grandma when this happened. They had to put a catheter in my dad right before
1:55.3	the process, and my father was uncomfortable having a female nurse do it, so he requested a male nurse.
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