r/Maliciouscompliance Smug Lawyer Loses $50,000 By Attacking Humble Farmers

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🗓️ 22 February 2021

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a lawyer buys a house out in the country. A local farmer had a deal with the previous owner to mow the lawyer's lawn in exchange for being able to use the hay for his farm animals. The lawyer creates a contract that screws the farmer in the deal. The farmer refuses to sign the contract, leaving the farmer with 20 acres of unmowed land. The funny part? Now that the lawyer's property isn't being used as farmland, the lawyer doesn't get to enjoy farm land tax rates, and now has to pay $50,000/year in taxes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-slash malicious compliance, where an attorney tries to take on a humble farmer and lose his big time.
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1:16.7	Our next reddit post is from Winnery. I used to work at a store run by a woman named Irene.
1:21.3	She would buy vintage and high-end items, repair them, and then sell them in the store.
1:25.6	We didn't have multiple sizes of things, and the only book items we bought were little trinkets and soaps,
1:30.9	sometimes jewelry. One day, when Irene had gone out to get some supplies, this dickless couple walked in.
1:37.2	The wife, who looked like vegan cat vomit, rolled in crystals, and hemp was on the wrong foot the moment she opened her mouth.
1:44.6	This Karen seemed to think that we were her slaves, that she was the queen of the world, and everything had to be in her size.
1:51.5	Her husband Vernon would grant her a repeat what she said in a more nasally aggressive voice.
1:57.0	It was the longest two hours of my life.
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