Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill, with square wheels!

But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business.

So you can stay one step ahead.

Soon it'll feel more like freewheeling downhill.

On a tandem!

What, mate?

With a messer on the back.

Oh, that's nice.

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Because healthy business is beautiful business.

Welcome to our slash malicious compliance, where we have the epic tales of Jeff the delivery guy.

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This little gem of a story comes not from me, but from an older guy that I worked with over last winter break.

We'll call him Jeff.

Jeff was a delivery guy for the company that we worked at, and my job was a holiday helper.

Basically, I assisted in delivering the influx of holiday packages.

A couple of days into my temporary job, we stopped at a house with a pretty long, steep driveway.

I step out of the truck, extending my arms to take the package.

But Jeff tells me not to worry about taking the package up to the door.

Instead, we leave the package at the foot of the driveway near the mailbox.

Not one to question Jeff's orders.

I comply and leave it there.

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