Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit.

Today's subreddit is R-Slash malicious compliance, where a student sends her teacher to the principal's office.

Our next reddit posted some green DM.

One of my law school professors was a public defender in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,

before he came to my school. He told me a story about a particularly uptight,

read, sexist, male judge, and a fiery female public defender who did exactly what he asked.

Court begins. The attorney walks in, wearing a conservative pantsuit that wouldn't be out of place

in any courtroom in America. The judge, an old man, raises his voice, points his finger at the attorney and says,

Do not come back into my courtroom until you're properly dressed. Women do not wear pants in my courtroom.

The attorney doesn't respond. She simply walks out of the courtroom.

A few minutes later, she returns, wearing her suit jacket, and that's it.

You see, her jacket was cut long, so by itself, it fell to a little bit above her knees.

She simply walked into the restroom, took off her pants, and came back to court.

That judge never enforced the women can't wear pants requirement in his courtroom again.

And down in the comments, we have this story from Fendork. A former coworker of mine had a daughter

who had a bad habit of writing on her walls. One day, she got so fed up with her daughter that,

in a rage, she promised to break every single one of her daughter's grounds if she ever drew on

the walls of a room again. 45 very quiet minutes later, which should have been a red flag right there,

she found that her daughter had written on every surface of a room except the walls.

Bid, bid frame mattress, nightstand, dresser, windows, sheets, nightlight,

bid sidelight, lampshade, carpet, vent, toys, books, everything. That little girl grew up to be

an attorney. Her next read it posted from more input. For background, I worked in mental health

...