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Welcome to our slash malicious compliance.

Where OP pukes all over his boss.

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So I used to work as a waiter and anyone who was or is a waiter knows that when you call

an ill, they never believe you.

They always think that you're pulling a sickie.

Anyways, one day I was throwing up loads throughout the night so I had to call and

sick at 10 a.m. that morning.

10 a.m. comes and I'm feeling awful so I call up in my manager answers.

He starts calling me a liar saying that I'm screwing him over, questioning me about

what I ate and then when I said that I hadn't eaten any chicken, he said that I must be

lying because why else would I be sick?

Anyways, long story short, he threatens to make my job hell if I don't come in.

So screw it.

I went in.

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