r/Maliciouscompliance I Turned a Customer into a Zombie!
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🗓️ 19 September 2021
⏱️ 19 minutes
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r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a grocery store that's on a military base. One day, a woman comes in and tries to pay off her store credit. OP's computer says that the customer is deceased, so he informs the woman that she is dead. The woman is understandably confused, but is excited when she realizes that dead people don't have to pay off debts! She makes a new account and OP starts calling her "zombie!'
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| 0:03.9 | Today's subreddit is R-slash malicious compliance, where a racist gets instant karma. |
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| 1:16.4 | I live in a German-speaking country, and we're known to be very strict about closing times and time |
| 1:21.7 | limits at our government offices. I happen to witness some fine malicious compliance in one of these |
| 1:27.0 | offices. I work as an engineer, and I went to an office that's dealing with formal requests regarding |
| 1:32.1 | government issue assignments. If you want to get one of these assignments, you have to bring in |
| 1:36.4 | paperwork in person up to a specific date. Because of the form and many things that happened in my |
| 1:41.4 | industry, it's quite common to bring in the paperwork on the last possible day. It was close to |
| 1:46.3 | closing time and I was waiting for someone when a woman entered, obviously in a rush, hitting to |
| 1:51.5 | the counter where paperwork has to be submitted. The counter was empty at the time. As she's rushing |
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