r/Maliciouscompliance I Taught My Stupid Sergeant a Lesson!
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🗓️ 9 December 2021
⏱️ 13 minutes
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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a member of the military who accidentally crawls through a nest of stinging bugs during a training mission. The bugs absolutely devour his legs, covering them in thousands of painful welts. He has a bad allergic reaction, and a doctor orders him to get bed rest. His egotistical sergeant isn't buying it, and she mocks OP that "You don't get bed rest for bug bites!" OP gives her some malicious compliance by showing her just how wrong she is!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to our slash malicious compliance where OP gets a serious bug bite. |
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| 1:10.5 | Our next Reddit post is from Quester. When I was in the army, my unit had a training day one day |
| 1:15.2 | where we did tactical movements and closed quarter combat with paintball guns. It was pretty |
| 1:19.6 | fun, except that it was in Texas in the middle of summer in a training area full of tall grass |
| 1:24.4 | that I ended up crawling around in a lot. I didn't notice any problems until a couple of hours later |
| 1:29.1 | when I was getting ready to head home and my legs started burning. I pulled my boots off and rolled |
| 1:33.9 | my pants up, and my feet and legs up to my mid thigh were swollen and covered in hundreds of angry |
| 1:40.2 | red welts. Apparently, I'd crawl through a nest of chiggers, which are tiny biting bugs common in |
| 1:46.2 | America that are apparently called Trombicula Diaffishely, and they had gone to town on my legs. |
| 1:52.5 | It was bad enough to provoke an allergic reaction. I drove myself to the emergency room with the |
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