r/Maliciouscompliance "FIX YOUR UNIFORM OR YOU'RE FIRED!" "Ok, I'm fired" "NO WAIT!"

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🗓️ 22 May 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an uptight manager decides that OP's uniform isn't up to company standards. OP wears shorts while he collects shopping carts from the parking lot in 90 degree heat. The manager threatens OP, "Change your uniform, or you're fired!" Sure thing, boss! OP walked off the job and didn't come back, leaving his stupid manager to collect all those carts himself! If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from a cross-reddit.
0:03.9	Today's subreddit is R-slash malicious compliance, where a Karen tries to use an ambulance as a taxi service.
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0:51.9	Obviously, I'm a huge, huge fan of video podcasts. I started R-slash by making videos on YouTube,
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1:14.4	podcast for free. Our next reddit posted from J-Crime. I was in Medicine Salt Lake City for a few
1:20.4	years. One rainy day, my partner and I got dispatched to a fairly upscale neighborhood on a call
1:25.9	about chest pain. Chest pain means flashing lights and sirens. We quickly arrive in front of a
1:31.9	pretty nice house, and we find a woman standing at the curb with two packed suitcases. This is already
1:38.5	a red flag. I shut down the siren, but I keep the lights going for safety. We ask if she called 911,
1:45.4	and she confirms. She steps into the ambulance, sits on the bench, and asks us to get going.
1:50.9	I tell her we have to do a full workup before we leave so we can provide care and
1:54.4	rat and take her to the right facility. She says she doesn't really have chest pain. She has a
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