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My friend had a professor in college who would occasionally

go on a rant about how some of the items from Taco Bell don't even technically classify

as food by some standards. Though not often, it was a passionate rant. A day after one of his

rants, a student brought in a bag of food from Taco Bell. The professor objected,

there's no food allowed in my classroom. The student held up the bag to show the logo and said,

don't worry, it's not food, and took a bite of a taco while maintaining eye contact.

After a moment of surprise, the teacher admitted to feed with a polite but disgusted nod.

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