r/Maliciouscompliance A Grocery Store Karen Got EXACTLY What She Asked For!

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🗓️ 24 September 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Maliciouscompliance Ever stand behind a Karen at a grocery store? They're always in such a hurry because their life is just SO important! This Karen gets pissy that the grocery store clerk isn't following all of the rules, even though this particular rule is a huge waste off time. The clerk happily complies with Karen and wastes the Karen's time by giving her exactly what she asked for!

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best post from a cross-reddit.
0:03.8	Today's subreddit is R-slash malicious compliance, where a caron at a grocery store gets a heaping
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1:16.0	Our next reply is from here for the jokes. I just witnessed the most beautiful piece of
1:20.9	malicious compliance at my local supermarket. It has a deli counter where you take a paper ticket
1:25.6	and wait your turn. There's a digital display that shows the next number, but when it's quiet,
1:30.5	the staff often just serve the next person without advancing the number on the display, and it gets
1:34.8	out of whack. Today was one such day. I pulled ticket number 87 and the display said 29.
1:41.3	There were two people ahead of me at the counter. Some guy who was apparently 85, and what turned
1:46.5	out to be a Karen at 86. While the deli girl was helping out man number 85, Karen launched into a
1:53.0	tirade about the display being on 29, yelling at the young girl behind the counter that she was lazy
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