What is going on everyone and welcome to our slash I do work here lady one of my favorite

sub-ratits I just haven't had the chance to look at it recently but we're back today to get some more

crazy stories here we go I work. Yeah on breaking and entering. This happened to me a few

years back. I worked as a junior facility manager at one of the office and

conference buildings of our church. I often ran late shifts, preparing for the next day,

moving a couple hundred chairs is best done after regular office hours, closing down,

lights, windows etc, and then securing the building for the night.

Since I was just in facility management and at late shifts, nobody was there anyway.

I usually just wore some black army clothes to work since they're comfortable and robust,

as well as army boots.

Again, comfy and robust, and an old field cap.

You won't believe the kind of dirt you'll find atop some office cabinets and ceiling lamps.

There were multiple entries I had to close down at nights and take care

nobody was left in the building. Finally I'd make my last round around the

building testing if every door was really locked since sometimes the locking mechanism wouldn't snap properly.

Unfortunately, the building was at the city centre between the town hall and a police station,

so it was just a matter of time before I got to know some of my city's finest.

So two officers are leaving their car when they see some guy in old army clothes pulling

vigorously at the doors of the office across the street and feel like investigating.

The first officer said, good evening.

Might I ask what we're doing here?

I say a bit annoyed, my job, and I'd like to be gone in about five minutes. So... Yeah, after an exhausting day, I just wanted to get home and didn't feel like being delayed by anyone. Also, this was in Europe, so I had no worry about the cops using excessive force or being a bit brash.

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